December 2010
The Difference Between Beer & Pussy
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, Beer and Pussy… A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of...
Typical Nigerian behaviours
Throwing out stuffs from moving cars
Jumping queues especially at the airport
Disobeying traffic lights
Spraying money at social gatherings
Fashion parade in church
Borrowing without ever paying back (bad debt)
Turning up late for every event (African time)
Fixing appointments that can never be met (popular with tailors, mechanics etc)
Very competitive(thats why we ambitious)
Talking so...
When A Nigerian Follows Me
AFRICA
Africa, Beautiful yet unappreciated Africa, Sahara to the Atlantic Africa, From Zulu Land to Yoruba Land Africa, From Nile River to River Niger Africa, Rain and Sunshine round the year, Africa, With her greenery lustre Africa, With Coolness, Calmness, a Serenity unequal Africa, Your hospitality and warmth taken for granted Africa, Raped and left desolate, yet richly blessed Africa, Your Children...
Silent Tears
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.
Racism! Stupidity in disguise
Eyes of criticism look upon a world diverse shouting out opinions racially dispersed. Mentally afflicted this disease attacks the brain making you believe you found the source arcane. Feeling so superior, you wear a different skin never mind how he feels or the man within. This affliction is not limited to any certain race all of us carry some of this disgrace Kill them all destroy the scum oh...
NEW YEAR COUNT DOWN; REBLOG YOUR LOCATION AND HOW...
Cyprus- 24hrs To NewYear(2011)
TMI Tuesday. My ask box is open to:
Sexual asks
“Have you ever..”
“Would you rather..”
This or that
Personal questions
TMI Questions
Random questions.
Random things you want to tell me.
Anonymous questions of any nature.
Your honest opinion on anything.
Your honest opinion about me.
REBLOG IF YOU WASTE MORE TIME GETTING DRESSED
Thanks !
Thanks !
indepthsofsolitude asked: I have oovoo .. we could chat there